What others say about ASSETS

Reviews of ASSETS highlight a mix of positive and negative experiences. Many guests enjoyed the lively atmosphere, beautiful dancers, and quality drinks. Celebratory occasions, such as birthdays, were particularly memorable for some. However, several customers expressed frustration with service issues, including long waits for seating and difficulties with bottle service. While some appreciated the entertainment and overall vibe, others felt that the pricing and customer service left much to be desired. The venue's cleanliness and the timing of performances also received mixed feedback, indicating a need for consistency in service and operations.

Recent Reviews

• What can I say about Club Assets?.. Well, a group of us took my nephew out for his 21st birthday, so you know we ready to turn up for him. First we called and set up for the VIP section. We never been here before. So when we arrived, was stopped for security check, which was good to have. The place was a little smaller than expected, pictures does wonders. Had about 4 long seated areas for their VIP, which could seat about maybe 5 people. It was 12 of us. I will say, the ladies there all were beautiful. I couldn’t find one bad one or one that wasn’t entertaining. I wanted to get my nephew a dance, but the lady he chose doesn’t dance unless you but a bottle. Her words. Now, we were buying bottles, but her attitude wasn’t the energy we was looking for. So when bottles came, she wasn’t looked for. The owner was great and accommodating. We had 4 ladies to dance for the night, but could change out when wanted a different scene. They had 2 stages also with dancers giving a great show. Even dancers in the bar area were nice and beautiful. The drinks were definitely on point, and the food collectively was pretty good. They do have a online menu if you want an idea of what to get before you get there. Honestly, so many drinks was hard to remember what we all had. lol. If you’re looking for good entertainment and show in the DC area. Stop and show this place some love. This is also a woman owned establishment and the owner does make sure her guests are enjoying themselves.
• What started out as a good night quickly turned frustrating. Came in pretty early as I was out with friends from out of town looking for a good night. Several sections open with dancers just sitting so we asked about open tables. Of course you pay the minimum, cool. After waiting over 30 minutes to be seated we finally get our section and wait for our two bottles. Not even an hour in the bottle girl and “owner” come up practically picking us up and moving us due to them “over booking” the section and the large party was now outside waiting. After several back and forth the “owner” agreed to compensate/credit me. My party and I moved to a smaller area in the corner until the club closed, however, Ms. Owner never came back to me to finalize our agreement for moving and the bottle girl who appeared to be the only one working that night could only assist but so much. So until someone can give me the courtesy of reaching back out to me I’m left to leave of a review of my experience. The dancers are nice but it clearly isn’t worth the money to spend on a section and bottles if guest are unable to enjoy their experience. Update: a month later and the manager is still offering a free bottle versus a refund of some sort. I would never return back to this establishment. They just want to take your money in every way possible. $20 poorly made drinks (which is why I got a table in the first place with bottles), for every $100 you exchange for one’s they take $10. And terrible customer service to top it all off.
• Went with a group of friends on Saturday night around midnight (29 Jun 24) and the doors were locked. It appeared to be closed but the hours online said it was open until 3. I just looked at other reviews and apparently this has happened to others on different occasions. Don’t waste your time…
• I will not go back. Although the club opens at 9, the dancers don’t go on stage until around 11:30. The drinks was overpriced. I paid 45.00 for two drinks. A rum and coke and Long Island ice tea and the drinks was not even all that. They charge you $10 for every $100 to make all ones. By the time you paying all that money to get in the club, buy drinks and being charged for ones you’re not even interested anymore!
• Great place to enjoy yourself. Went here with my wife and two friends after we had a terrible experience at another club. We should have came here first! Had a great time! Good music great vibes beautiful girls. They have a good selection of drinks and hookah. We'll definitely be back again. I just wish I knew what time they serve food until because the brunch menu on their website looks good